Plugin URI: http://wordpress.org/plugins/hello-dolly/
Description: This is not just a plugin, it symbolizes the hope and enthusiasm of an entire generation summed up in two words sung most famously by Louis Armstrong: Hello, Dolly. When activated you will randomly see a lyric from <cite>Hello, Dolly</cite> in the upper right of your admin screen on every page.
Author URI: http://ma.tt/
function hello_dolly_get_lyric() {
/** These are the lyrics to Hello Dolly */
It's so nice to have you back where you belong
You're lookin' swell, Dolly
You're still glowin', you're still crowin'
You're still goin' strong
One of our old favorite songs from way back when
So, take her wrap, fellas
Dolly, never go away again
It's so nice to have you back where you belong
You're lookin' swell, Dolly
You're still glowin', you're still crowin'
You're still goin' strong
One of our old favorite songs from way back when
Have a little faith in me, fellas
Promise, you'll never go away
Dolly'll never go away again";
// Here we split it into lines.
$lyrics = explode( "\n", $lyrics );
// And then randomly choose a line.
return wptexturize( $lyrics[ mt_rand( 0, count( $lyrics ) - 1 ) ] );
// This just echoes the chosen line, we'll position it later.
$chosen = hello_dolly_get_lyric();
if ( 'en_' !== substr( get_user_locale(), 0, 3 ) ) {
'<p id="dolly"><span class="screen-reader-text">%s </span><span dir="ltr"%s>%s</span></p>',
__( 'Quote from Hello Dolly song, by Jerry Herman:' ),
// Now we set that function up to execute when the admin_notices action is called.
add_action( 'admin_notices', 'hello_dolly' );
// We need some CSS to position the paragraph.
.block-editor-page #dolly {
@media screen and (max-width: 782px) {
add_action( 'admin_head', 'dolly_css' );